This came from an investor:
Q: What’s the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
4 Comments:
mxq says: Here’s an oldie:
There are two sides of the balance sheet – the left side and the right side. On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left!
Anonymous says: Really old, circa 1987 stock market crash.
Only back then it was a Porsche…
Yves Smith says: John Dizard says that every ten years there comes a financial downturn that the experts claim their models said was an unanticipated asteroid-wiping-out-the-dinosaurs sort of event. He says they give journalists the opportunity to recycle old copy.
Same with jokes.
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I still like that one, but FYI it’s recycled from the dot com bust era.