Comments on: "Urgent Response Required" http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required.html Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:29:23 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: BWare http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required.html#comment-29887 BWare Sat, 20 Dec 2008 04:03:00 +0000 http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required/#comment-29887 Okay...I'm impressed...<br/><br/><br/>BWare<br/><a HREF="http://www.subprimeloananalysis.com" REL="nofollow">SubprimeLoanAnalysis.com</a> Okay…I’m impressed…

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]]> By: Aaron http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required.html#comment-29879 Aaron Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:15:00 +0000 http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required/#comment-29879 The beautiful part is the payout over 500,000 business days. At 250 business days a year that's 2000 years!<br/><br/>That's fine, but if inflation is at 3% year, then in today's dollars, $10,000 payments in the final year are worth 2.1 times ten to the -22nd power.<br/><br/>I'd like the lump sum up front option please - I'll take 1%, you keep the 99%. <br/><br/>You can't be greedy in these transactions, see? The beautiful part is the payout over 500,000 business days. At 250 business days a year that’s 2000 years!

That’s fine, but if inflation is at 3% year, then in today’s dollars, $10,000 payments in the final year are worth 2.1 times ten to the -22nd power.

I’d like the lump sum up front option please – I’ll take 1%, you keep the 99%.

You can’t be greedy in these transactions, see?

]]> By: GloomBoom.com http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required.html#comment-29870 GloomBoom.com Fri, 19 Dec 2008 20:03:00 +0000 http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required/#comment-29870 I don't see why all you cynics are so negative about such a helpful person. Finally something for Main St.! I don’t see why all you cynics are so negative about such a helpful person. Finally something for Main St.!

]]> By: Margin Call of Cthulhu http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required.html#comment-29860 Margin Call of Cthulhu Fri, 19 Dec 2008 18:14:00 +0000 http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required/#comment-29860 I got the same letter. You're getting taken to the cleaners - he's offering me *twice* this amount! I got the same letter. You’re getting taken to the cleaners – he’s offering me *twice* this amount!

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required.html#comment-29855 Anonymous Fri, 19 Dec 2008 17:12:00 +0000 http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required/#comment-29855 Hilarious! Thank you Yves for cheering my a.m. But isn't it bizarre how close to satire 'real life' is turning out to be? Hilarious! Thank you Yves for cheering my a.m. But isn’t it bizarre how close to satire ‘real life’ is turning out to be?

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required.html#comment-29850 Anonymous Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:07:00 +0000 http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required/#comment-29850 This is such a funny letter. I'm a Nigerian migrant who works in one of the big four firms. This is such a funny letter. I’m a Nigerian migrant who works in one of the big four firms.

]]> By: curious-er http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required.html#comment-29835 curious-er Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:44:00 +0000 http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required/#comment-29835 Clearly the Nigerians have a lot to learn from Madoff and his equally illustrious company on Wall Street. Their scams go "undetected" for years. Clearly the Nigerians have a lot to learn from Madoff and his equally illustrious company on Wall Street. Their scams go “undetected” for years.

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required.html#comment-29824 Anonymous Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:47:00 +0000 http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required/#comment-29824 The anxiety of endless waiting is over.<br/>God bless you too, Mr. Ogechukwu Kanma! He certainly has BLESSED ME! You see I am a Wall Street Rainmaker and, right now, the Manna is falling from TARP Heaven so fast that I am up to my ears in it, working 24/8 to squirrel the stuff away in secure hidey holes which are increasingly hard to find in these volatile times. I hope I am up to the task.<br/><br/>So, unfortunately, Mr Kanma, I am unable now to pursue your kind and generous business offer---thanks for thinking of me. I am, however, forwarding your proposal to a kind friend who will soon be in retirement in Dallas and may be in need of funds/employment.<br/><br/>Best to you and yours in these Times Of Prosperity. May you flourish!<br/><br/>Hiram Maxwell Ripplewaithe, III, Hamptons-Caymans The anxiety of endless waiting is over.
God bless you too, Mr. Ogechukwu Kanma! He certainly has BLESSED ME! You see I am a Wall Street Rainmaker and, right now, the Manna is falling from TARP Heaven so fast that I am up to my ears in it, working 24/8 to squirrel the stuff away in secure hidey holes which are increasingly hard to find in these volatile times. I hope I am up to the task.

So, unfortunately, Mr Kanma, I am unable now to pursue your kind and generous business offer—thanks for thinking of me. I am, however, forwarding your proposal to a kind friend who will soon be in retirement in Dallas and may be in need of funds/employment.

Best to you and yours in these Times Of Prosperity. May you flourish!

Hiram Maxwell Ripplewaithe, III, Hamptons-Caymans

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required.html#comment-29823 Anonymous Fri, 19 Dec 2008 12:36:00 +0000 http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required/#comment-29823 Are the Nigerian bank managers elibigle for TARP funding? Are the Nigerian bank managers elibigle for TARP funding?

]]> By: Anonymous http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required.html#comment-29816 Anonymous Fri, 19 Dec 2008 11:29:00 +0000 http://www.nakedcapitalism.com/2008/12/urgent-response-required/#comment-29816 Only 500,00 business days until I'm a multi-millionaire, woo hoo! Only 500,00 business days until I’m a multi-millionaire, woo hoo!

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