tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782644139927778760.post-48402719218876703742008-03-30T06:16:00.000-04:002008-03-30T06:16:00.000-04:002008-03-30T06:16:00.000-04:00*hahahahahaha* "I thought volatility was what hedge funds lived for." *HAHAHAHAHAHA* Look, Mr Well-heeled Schmuck, none of these 'speculation funds' have ever, EVER been put to the test in hard-down and dirty market conditions. You knew that when you gave them your dough. Now, it is obvious that you allowed yourself the fantasty that these self-declared alpha predators 'worked for you,' that is that you had been invited to share a place with them on the 'above market return' gravy train and not as a menu item because, well, you're special. They were especially bright for knowing how to beat the game, and that made you, well _extra_ special for getting them to work for you. That worked for you, I'll bet. You were there, brother, for your dough. Which they took to speculate with. For a fat man's fee, and a rake off. _You_ worked for _them_ because they were 'working' you. Every dime in profits they, purportedly, earned for you is gone, and you will be lucky to get back half your principal. <BR/><BR/>"Does that work for you?" *HAHOHAHOHAHOHAHO!*Richard Klinenoreply@blogger.com