By Lambert Strether of Corrente.
Bird Song of the Day
UPDATE “Deciphering the ‘caw-caw-caw’ of crows: biologists study bird talk” [CBC (Re Silc)]. “Researchers said the birds make different noises if they sense they are being recorded. ‘We found in recording crows, previously, that if we are present while we were making the recordings, if we are pointing a microphone at crows, they will make different types of calls just because we are there,’ [biologist and lead researcher Douglas Wacker] said. So researchers resorted to stealth and eavesdropping instead. Although they have no concrete evidence yet, Wacker said he is convinced the caws have deeper meaning. ‘They wouldn’t take the time or spend the energy to make all those vocalizations unless they serve some purpose,’ he said… Whatever the crows are communicating, the researchers plan to continue eavesdropping until they have answers. ‘They are incredibly charismatic and they are right at our back door,’ he said. ‘Who wouldn’t be fascinated by this other intelligent creature that kind of lives alongside humans?'” • Hmm. I wonder if the Hawthorne Effect applies to crows?
I feel I’m engaging in a macabre form of tape-watching. All the charts are becoming dull — approaching nominal, if you accept the “new normal” of cases, for example.
Still upward movement.
Case count by United States regions:
Continued good news. I have added an anti-triumphalist black line. National case count is now where the Northeast’s case count was when New York was an enormous crisis.
Big states (New York, Florida, Texas, California):
Continued good news.
More good news.
DIVOC-91 no longer updates hospitalization and death so I went and found some substitutes; neither provide regional data.
More good news.
Deaths (Our World in Data):
More good news.
Covid cases worldwide:
I think it makes more sense to look at all regions rather than individual countries (even if we know, for example, that WHO’s Southeast Asia is mostly India by sheer weight of numbers, even though many individual countries are having issues). And why is Africa such an enormous outlier? Readers?
“But what is government itself, but the greatest of all reflections on human nature?” –James Madison, Federalist 51
“They had one weapon left and both knew it: treachery.” –Frank Herbert, Dune
“They had learned nothing, and forgotten nothing.” –Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord
UPDATE “The mob made me do it: Rioters claim Jan. 6 crowd at fault” [Associated Press]. “Christopher Grider said he came to Washington on Jan. 6 with no intention of rioting. But he got caught up in the mob of angry supporters of then-President Donald Trump as they surged into the U.S. Capitol, breaking through police barriers and smashing through doors. It wasn’t his fault, he said, that he ended up inside the building with a yellow ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ flag around his neck as lawmakers ran for their lives. Grider, 39, is among at least a dozen Capitol riot defendants identified by The Associated Press who have claimed their presence in the building was a result of being “caught up” in the hysteria of the crowd or that they were pushed inside by sheer force… Judges typically don’t let defendants assert at trial that outside influences, be it drugs or peer pressure, made them act as they did. Most judges would reject efforts by rioters’ lawyers to use any iteration of a blame-the-crowd defense, legal experts say.”
“Biden to meet George Floyd’s family on anniversary of his murder – live” [Guardian]. • Live? Really? Well, we’ve got the performative part right, if nothing else.
UPDATE ‘Where does that leave us?’: Biden confronts the limits of his unity talk” [Politico]. “Joe Biden campaigned for president as the consummate dealmaker — the type of backslapping lawmaker who could forge consensus with even the most hardened cynic. But barring an 11th hour turnaround, his most promising hope for a major bipartisan policy breakthrough — a massive infrastructure deal — could end up slipping through his fingers. It raises questions about how much longer Biden will be committed to reaching out to Republicans in Congress and whether his agenda would be better served if he just abandoned the effort altogether. White House officials say the president is not quite ready to end talks and begin the process of moving ahead with a Democrat-only bill…. But on Monday, even members of his own party on the Hill were showing signs of moving on to an all-Democratic approach to infrastructure.” • What a waste of time that was. I don’t even think it was a clever feint to show how unreasonable Republicans are; they genuinely believed it.
Democrats en Deshabille
“If Democracy Is Dying, Why Are Democrats So Complacent?” [The Atlantic]. • That’s “ democracy.”
UPDATE “GOP Megadonors Fund Andrew Yang Super PAC” [ReadSludge]. “The super PAC supporting Democrat Andrew Yang’s mayoral campaign in New York City has been funded almost exclusively by finance industry executives who have donated tens of millions of dollars to super PACs that supported President Trump and other national Republicans, according to records from the New York Board of Elections. While nearly all of the leading Democratic mayoral candidates are participating in the New York City public campaign financing program, including Yang, super PACs are still allowed to spend independently in support of their campaigns. Ahead of the June 22 primary, the pro-Yang Comeback PAC released its first ad today. The super PAC’s first contributor was right-wing billionaire Jeff Yass, co-founder of investment firm Susquehanna International Group, who donated $500,000 on May 7. Yass told Politico he is backing Yang for the candidate’s support of charter schools.” • I had never considered Yang actively malevolent. Oh well. Perhaps he’s a quick study.
UPDATE “Scoop: Pelosi doesn’t deliver matching donations” [Axios]. “House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s campaign committee has repeatedly promised her donors she would personally match their financial contributions, but as of the last reporting period she hadn’t provided a dime of her own money, records show. Why it matters: Deceptive political fundraising tactics are under scrutiny, and few are more popular than donation-matching pledges. Pelosi’s campaign has gone a step further than most — promising that she herself would put up those matching funds. It hasn’t reported any such contributions.” • Maybe kissing off her donors is a sign she’s on her way out?
UPDATE Why not vote for a real Republican:
MSNBC has so thoroughly rehabilitated Nicolle Wallace's reputation that you'd hardly know she was a senior comms official in Bush's White House as he pursued war on Iraq and let New Orleans drown. https://t.co/ecN6WIXT2o
— Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) May 24, 2021
UPDATE “The Future Could Actually Be Bright for Republicans” [Ed Kilgore, New York Magazine]. “A byproduct of the surprisingly strong showing of downballot Republicans in 2020 is that even the smallest midterm wave will give them control of the House. An analysis from Larry Sabato’s Crystal Ball projects that even without taking redistricting into account, Republicans are expected to flip nine seats in 2022 and enjoy roughly the same narrow but very real majority Democrats have now. And thanks to a dramatic underperformance by Democrats in 2020 state legislative races, redistricting of congressional districts will add to the high odds of a GOP House. The Cook Political Report’s David Wasserman suggests Republicans might pick up the five seats they need for control of the House via redistricting decisions in just four states (Florida, Georgia, North Carolina and Texas)… As my colleague Eric Levitz has pointed out, since World War II the president’s party has lost an average of 27 House seats in midterm elections. Last time Democrats controlled the White House, they lost 63 House seats in the first midterm. It won’t be that bad in 2022, but suffice it to say that any remotely controversial legislation Biden hopes to enact in his first term better be on his desk by the end of 2022…. …. To be clear, I am not predicting that happy days will soon be here again for the Republican Party. But by the debased just win, baby! standards of the Trump era, and given an ossified partisan environment they have helped engineer, they aren’t too far from controlling the country, and have very little to lose by pursuing the most ruthless measures to claw back lost offices. It’s no time to pity them for their inability to get rid of Trump, or mock them for their fecklessness. They’re not going away.”
“U.S. aluminum tariffs have led to investment, jobs -think tank study” [Reuters]. “U.S. tariffs on aluminum imports imposed by former president Donald Trump and continued by President Joe Biden have led to increased output, employment and capital investment by domestic producers, a new study from a left-leaning think tank showed on Tuesday. The Economic Policy Institute said the 10% aluminum tariffs, imposed in March 2018 under the “Section 232″ national security section of a Cold War-era trade law, have led to $6 billion in 57 downstream aluminum product manufacturing projects that will employ over 4,500 additional workers.” • Autarchy is good, actually.
UPDATE “Why Prosecutors Need to Prepare the Country for Donald Trump’s Trial” [New York Magazine]. “The American people need to be prepared for the fairly likely possibility that the former president will be prosecuted.” • They do?
UPDATE “If Biden-Harris falters, who would be the strongest Democrat for 2024?” [The Hill]. The writer worked in the Bush administration, which at this point, I suppose, makes him a liberal Democrat. “A number of Democrats might be willing to admit in private that the optics for the Biden-Harris administration are starting to look shaky to downright worrisome…. If the trend continues or worsens, the Democratic leadership will start to search for someone to save the 2024 presidential election. Should that happen, it can be argued that one person might fit the bill: former Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe.” • Aaargh! My eyes!!!!
Realignment and Legitimacy
“Trump Voters After Trump” [Andrew Bacevich, The American Conservative (fresno dan)]. “While denied reelection, Trump hauled in a whopping 74,222,958 votes, the second highest total of any U.S. presidential candidate ever. The significance of that figure, which exceeds Hillary Clinton’s 2016 popular vote by nearly ten million, can scarcely be overstated. It expresses the essential meaning of the Trump moment: What he did or did not do in office will soon be forgotten, but by tapping into and unleashing long dormant forces, Trump transformed the landscape of national politics. Observers hastening to enshrine the Biden presidency as a welcome return to normalcy are not keen to reflect on what the 74 million signify, implicitly dismissing them as retrograde yahoos or “deplorables,” in Mrs. Clinton’s notorious formulation. Note that to do so amounts to writing off approximately half of the nation’s politically active population. …. The American Century, the era of ostensible U.S. global primacy dating from World War II, is gone for good, as is the post–Cold War reverie that did so much to hasten its demise. Consigning the American Century to the past is a precondition for restoring some sense of relevance and integrity to national politics. Pretending to resuscitate it, as the Biden administration appears intent on doing with the president’s endless assurances that “America is back,” is to perpetrate a fraud. To say aloud that the American Century has ended is to clear away an accumulated debris of lies and deceptions of far greater consequence than any of Trump’s outrages. Doing so will make honesty in the arena of national politics possible.”
“Street Violence as a Political Tool” [Lee Smith, Tablet]. “The Democratic Party has had a problem. It’s a small, incoherent, and privileged clique funded by billionaire oligarchs to push policies that even mainstream Democratic voters oppose. How to bridge the gap? The solution they chose, which party officials made clear this week, was simple: the way third-world elites always do—by using street violence to keep their clients in line. This week, pro-Palestinian demonstrators auditioned for the chance to join already established Democratic Party militias antifa and Black Lives Matter by attacking Jews in New York and Los Angeles. Apologists for the violence reason that the demonstrators are angry about the deaths of innocent Palestinian babies under Israeli fire in Gaza so they’re taking their frustrations—admittedly misplaced!—out on American Jews. That is not what’s happening. Who knows how many of the activists waving the Palestinian flag as they beat Jews and detonate fireworks in front of Jewish-owned businesses are genuinely Palestinian Americans?” • Well, er.
UPDATE “COVID-19, cults, and the anti-vax movement” (letter) [The Lancet]. “Lessons from studying cults (which are less pejoratively called new religious movements, describing movements that emerged in the late 20th century) can inform approaches to the anti-vax movement. A cult has come to mean a non-conforming ideology, or a religion that is disliked, with beliefs that are unacceptable to mainstream society. Just as cults are grouped together as sinister, bad, or wrong, the discourse surrounding anti-vaxxers in both academic and popular circles can be dismissive and derogatory.” • I don’t think this is a very useful view of cults. It does seem clear that there is rather a lot of cultish behavior about, across the political spectrum. From the part of that spectrum I know the best, I would call the blind faith in Mueller cultish (people naming their dogs after him). Ditto Fauci. Ecce homo, who will disentangle the yarn diagram and validate our tightly coupled reasoning! But I don’t feel I have a good definition of the term, or how cultishness differs from fandom on the one hand, and partisanship on the other. And of course I can’t see behind myself, so for all I know some cult has fastened its sucking mandibles on the back of my neck, and is busily injecting memes and talking points into my brain fluids.
UPDATE “Believers in QAnon and other conspiracy theories reveal how they climbed out of the rabbit hole” [ABC]. “For hours each day, Mr Jadeja devoured cryptic predictions shared by an anonymous online poster called Q on the imageboard website 4chan. Mr Jadeja clung to the shadowy figure’s updates until he started noticing that Q was getting things wrong — a lot. In early 2018 for instance, an anonymous poster on 8chan (now known as 8kun) requested Q to ask Mr Trump to say ‘tip top tippy top’ as a shout-out to the QAnon community. Four months after the post, Mr Trump mentioned the phrase in his Easter Egg Roll speech at the White House. The coincidence was almost enough to lay Mr Jadeja’s doubts to rest, but if Q had really told Mr Trump to say the phrase, why did it take him four months to mention it? ‘I thought, if this can be debunked, then that’s it,’ says Mr Jadeja, who lives in Sydney. It only took a quick Google search to find a YouTube video showing clips of Mr Trump saying the phrase on several other occasions. In minutes, Mr Jadeja realised that he had spent two years being led down a rabbit hole of false information.” • ”Belief is the wound that knowledge heals.” –Ursula LeGuin
Housing: “S and P CoreLogic Case-Shiller 20 City Home Price Index March 2021 Year-over-Year Growth Continues” [Econintersect]. “The non-seasonally adjusted S and P CoreLogic Case-Shiller home price index (20 cities) year-over-year rate of home price growth is now 13.3 %. The index authors stated, ‘The March gain is the largest since December 2005 and is also one of the largest in the index’s 30-year history.’…. All home price indices are now showing home price growth is continuing year-over-year. At this point, the pandemic has little affected home prices (or sales for that matter).”
Manufacturing: “United States Richmond Fed Manufacturing Index” [Trading Economics]. “The Manufacturing Activity Index in the US fifth district including the District of Columbia, Maryland, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, and most of West Virginia inched up to 18 in May of 2021 from 17 in each of the previous two months. It was the highest reading since December 2020, reflecting growth in all three component indexes: shipments (12 vs 16), new orders (18 vs 16), and employment (25 vs 19). Survey results indicated that many firms increased employment and wages in May. However, they struggled to find workers with the necessary skills, as this index dropped to its lowest value on record.”
Housing: “Contorted Housing Numbers Can Sound Impressive” [Miller Samuel Inc.] “The housing industry we know today was built on a foundation of racism by the federal government and racial covenants. No wonder why there is essentially no diversity in the appraisal profession… These BLS numbers for 400 occupations show an incredible lack of diversity within the appraisal profession. In fact, U.S. appraisers were ranked dead last for diversity in the list of 400 occupations tracked by BLS with white appraisers comprising 96.5% of the industry…. While The Appraisal Foundation [TAF] was created and enabled by Congress to maintain appraisal standards (ASB) and minimum qualifications (AQB) for entry into the appraisal profession, it was also created to protect the public trust. The Appraisal Foundation’s attempt to address diversity has largely been in the form of “checking a box” to be able to say they are working on it. … Since TAF has not been able to see the problem for more than three decades until outsiders pointed it out and they have continued to make decisions that demonstrate their disconnect, TAF leadership is essentially the starting point to resolve the lack of industry diversity problem. Top-down is how this gets fixed if the stakeholders in the industry actually want it fixed.”
Retail: “One third of honey in international trade is adulterated or 100% false” (PDF brochure) [Honey Authenticity Project]. “Multiple findings of mass adulteration of “honey” of Asian origin exported to Europe and the U.S. have been documented. One third of exported honey is from China. The price of Chinese honey is around half the international average price, against what the rationality of the markets suggests…. A peer reviewed article published in 2015 shows that low honey prices are the main threat for honey bees, even above pesticides and pests. Although beekeepers lose hives because of pesticides or other threats, if honey has a good price, they work hard and recover lost hives. If the price falls to a level that is no longer attractive, producers go out of business and hives cannot survive on their own.” • Why don’t we just forget about “the rationality of the markets,” treat honey bees as a public good, and fund them like a public utility. How expensive could this be, especially given the stakes?
Retail: “Fast-Food Chains Expect a Gradual Return of Dine-In Business” [Restaurant Business]. “That said, the customers are only coming in gradually. [Wendy’s CEO Todd Penegor] said that Wendy’s restaurants with dining rooms open are getting 10% of their sales through those areas. That’s ‘a long ways away from where we were pre-COVID at about one-third of our mix being through the dining room,’ he said.” • Very sensible of customers, and one of those behavioral changes that is preventing infections but probably doesn’t show up in stats anywhere. (My concept is that restaurants should get with the program on ventilation, and then develop an industry-wide “Fresh Air” sticker program to show compliance. Ancillary benefits for fast food eateries is that they might not smell so much of cooking odors.)
Retail: “How the all-you-can-eat buffet explains the pandemic” [Politico]. “When federal and local guidelines forced Golden Corral to close all its restaurants in March 2020 (a move [President and CEO Lance Trenary] felt was unfair, due to what he called ), the company started deferring franchisees’ royalty payments, working with suppliers to bring down costs, and immediately started to reimagine the future of buffet dining.” • No, that’s hygiene theatre. Think ventilation, and see above. “To adapt, Golden Corral has become a little more unfamiliar to its core audience, the 35 percent of customers who eat at the restaurant 70 times or more a year. To-go and curbside pick-up. A la carte entrée options. The testing of alcohol options. Trenary believes limited alcohol offerings will be a part of the future of the company, while still attempting to maintain a family atmosphere. Golden Corral recently partnered with Icee for a frozen Jack and Coke drink. Maintaining the spirit of the chain is something ‘we literally talk about every day,’ Trenary said. ‘We do believe that we have to evolve. We do believe we have to innovate and disrupt. Dining habits are going to be forever changed,’ he said. ‘But that does not mean that we give up our DNA.'” • Since fomite transmission is insignificant, the buffet as such — plexiglass shields and all! — is no less safe than any other restaurant. Some aerosol advocate really needs to get the restaurant industry’s attention.
Commodities: “The World Economy Is Suddenly Running Low on Everything” [Bloomberg]. “Mattress producers to car manufacturers to aluminum foil makers are buying more material than they need to survive the breakneck speed at which demand for goods is recovering and assuage that primal fear of running out. The frenzy is pushing supply chains to the brink of seizing up. Shortages, transportation bottlenecks and price spikes are nearing the highest levels in recent memory, raising concern that a supercharged global economy will stoke inflation… Copper, iron ore and steel. Corn, coffee, wheat and soybeans. Lumber, semiconductors, plastic and cardboard for packaging. The world is seemingly low on all of it. “You name it, and we have a shortage on it,” Tom Linebarger, chairman and chief executive of engine and generator manufacturer Cummins Inc., said on a call this month. Clients are “trying to get everything they can because they see high demand,” Jennifer Rumsey, the Columbus, Indiana-based company’s president, said. ‘They think it’s going to extend into next year.’ The difference between the big crunch of 2021 and past supply disruptions is the sheer magnitude of it, and the fact that there is — as far as anyone can tell — no clear end in sight. Big or small, few businesses are spared.”
Commodities: “Exclusive: Biden looks abroad for electric vehicle metals, in blow to U.S. miners” [Reuters]. “U.S. President Joe Biden will rely on ally countries to supply the bulk of the metals needed to build electric vehicles and focus on processing them domestically into battery parts, part of a strategy designed to placate environmentalists, two administration officials with direct knowledge told Reuters. The plans will be a blow to U.S. miners who had hoped Biden would rely primarily on domestically sourced metals, as his campaign had signaled last autumn, to help fulfill his ambitions for a less carbon-intensive economy. Rather than focus on permitting more U.S. mines, Biden’s team is more focused on creating jobs that process minerals domestically into electric vehicle (EV) battery parts, according to the people. Such a plan would help cut U.S. reliance on industry leader China for EV materials while also enticing unions with manufacturing work and, in theory, reduce pandemic-fueled unemployment.
1. Ports in America
— Plan Maestro (@PlanMaestro) May 23, 2021
(The rankings are left to right, top to bottom, for those who were visually confused, as I was, by the layout),
The Bezzle: A note to Christies regarding their auction of Warhol’s “five original drawings” on the NFT blockchain:
The versions you're auctioning—with dimensions of 6000×4500—are altered, 2nd-generation near-copies. Specifically, these were upscaled from the originals by @cl0x per the specific request of @warholfdn, because the Foundation explicitly wanted the artworks "in high resolution".
— Golan Levin (@golan) May 20, 2021
It’s as if Christie’s was trying to sell a Rembrandt painting and a Rembrandt etching as the same artwork, given that the subject matter is the same, even though materially the works are completely different. Apparently, in addition to everything else, NFTs given you brainworms.
The Bezzle: “New Orleans Airbnb Touts Location In Heart Of Historic Airbnb Quarter” [The Onion]. • Ninth Ward greatly improved after Katrina, I see!
The Bezzle: “A Picturesque Cabin In The Woods Was Listed On Airbnb. The Catch? No COVID-Vaccinated Guests Allowed” [Buzzfeed]. Based on the theory that people who have been vaccinated with mRNA technology shed proteins through their skin or breath. “”It’s not just a 60-minute video that somebody produced, or a tweet that someone wrote, but you’re browsing weekend getaways in western Montana and you come across this potentially dangerous misinformation about COVID.”
Tech: “Apple is happy to diss the desktop – it knows who’s got the most to lose” [The Register]. “In the ever-enthralling Epic Games versus Apple court case, the latter’s software supremo Craig Federighi trash-talked his own operating system. MacOS was sub-par for security, couldn’t hold a match to iOS’s mighty walls. A more wretched hive of scum and villainy you could not find. Apple said this? In court? Game over, surely. Not so fast. Earlier in the same case, an expert witness wheeled in by Epic, Professor James Mickens of Harvard, said that there really wasn’t much difference between the inherent security in iOS and its App Store, the Android ecosystem, or indeed MacOS. With only a few minutes spent on human evaluation of iOS apps at Apple, he said, and those used on a tick-list of five areas mostly taken care of by the OS’s own features anyway, how could it be otherwise?”
Manufacturing: “Nissan, Suzuki Motor to curtail production in June due to chip shortage – sources” [Reuters]. A global chip shortage is forcing Nissan Motor Co and Suzuki Motor Corp to temporarily halt production at some plants in June, sources with direct knowledge of the plans told Reuters on Friday. Nissan Motor Co will idle its factory in Kyushu, southern Japan, for three days on June 24, 25 and 28, while making production adjustments during the month at its Tochigi and Oppama plants in Japan, three sources said. Nissan will also temporarily halt production of some of its models at its Mexico plant, they said, declining to be identified because the plan is not public… Suzuki Motor will idle its three plants in Shizuoka prefecture from three to nine days…. Elsewhere, Mitsubishi Motors will reduce production by 30,000 vehicles in total in June at five plants in Japan, Thailand and Indonesia.”
Today’s Fear & Greed Index: 34 Fear (previous close: 35 Fear) [CNN]. One week ago: 38 (Fear). (0 is Extreme Fear; 100 is Extreme Greed). Last updated May 25 at 11:59am.
Rapture Index: Closes unchanged [Rapture Ready]. Record High, October 10, 2016: 189. Current: 188 (Remember that bringing on the rapture is a good thing, so high is better.)
“AMA publishes framework to highlight value of virtual care” [Health Care IT News]. “The American Medical Association, in partnership with the professional services firm Manatt Health, published a framework this week aimed at examining the benefits generated by virtual care. According to the organizations, the Return on Health initiative is aimed at understanding the value of digitally enabled care beyond dollars and cents alone.” • So we’ve got the dollars and cents part figured out, and now we’re moving on to less important matters? Including packaging?
Our Famously Free Press
“How Twitter Gamifies Communication” (PDF) [ResearchGate]. From the Abstract: “Twitter makes conversation into something like a game. It scores our communication, giving us vivid and quantified feedback, via Likes, Retweets, and Follower counts. But this gamification doesn’t just increase our motivation to communicate; it changes the very nature of the activity. Games are more satisfying than ordinary life precisely because game-goals are simpler, cleaner, and easier to apply. Twitter is thrilling precisely because its goals have been artificially clarified and narrowed. When we buy into Twitter’s gamification, then our values shift from the complex and pluralistic values of communication, to the narrower quest for popularity and virality. Twitter’s gamification bears some resemblance with the phenomena of echo chambers and moral outrage porn. In all these phenomena, we are instrumentalizing our ends for hedonistic reasons. We have shifted our aims in an activity, not because the new aims are more valuable, but in exchange for extra pleasure.” •
“Media Competition and News Diets” [SSRN]. “We construct a novel dataset of U.S. newspapers’ economic performance and content choices from 1944 to 1964 and exploit quasi-random variation in the rollout of television to show that this new technology was a negative shock in both the readership and advertising markets for newspapers. Newspapers responded by providing less content, particularly local news. We tie this change towards increasingly nationalized news diets to a decrease in split-ticket voting across Congressional and Presidential elections.”
“Deadly New Jersey birthday party shooting was a ‘targeted attack’: Officials” [ABC]. “[A]t least the third time in 47 days that multiple people have been shot at birthday parties.” • First, gender reveal debacles. Now this. America is back, baby!
“Texas lawmakers ready to let residents carry handguns without permits” [NBC]. • Why not? It’s not like they’re dangerous.
“Phil Mickelson Earned His Fairytale Ending” [Defector]. “Golf is the sport where failure always feels the most within reach. It’s a game where even the greats struggle to consistently succeed—world Nos. 1 and 2 Dustin Johnson and Justin Thomas didn’t even make the cut at the PGA Championship this weekend. For a fan, watching the tensest moments can feel more like praying for guys not to screw it up than urging on moments of pure brilliance. To digress before this blog even gets going—this is because golf starts you with a perfect score, and every action you take makes it worse and worse. No shot can be objectively advantageous; it can only be less worse than everyone else’s.” • Well, now I have more sympathy for golfers and less hate for golf (though to be fair, I love P.G. Wodehouse’s golfing stories).
The Agony Column
“The last frontier in modern romance is money” [Vox]. A comic book-style rendition. I scanned until I came to the term “financial wellness.” Then I stopped.
“Selfies, Surgeries And Self-Loathing: Inside The Facetune Epidemic” [HuffPo]. “Cosmetic surgeons who spoke to HuffPost said they now regularly have patients come in with photos of themselves that have been so heavily Facetuned they would be anatomically impossible to replicate: jaws so slim teeth would need to be pulled, facial structures so warped eyeballs would need to be repositioned, legs so long femurs would need to be stretched, heads so narrow skulls would need to be reshaped, waists so cinched ribs and internal organs would need to be removed. ‘Apps like Facetune give individuals this totally false impression of what they can look like,’ said Dr. Philip Miller, a surgeon at Gotham Plastic Surgery in Manhattan. ‘I get patients who aren’t even requesting a procedure, they’re requesting a result — they’re saying, ‘Do whatever you need to do to make me look like this.’ And it’s like, ‘Great, let me crack open your head, take out your teeth and reposition your bones.’ HuffPost spoke with young women across the country who downloaded Facetune hoping to vanquish their insecurities, only to find that using the app has left them feeling more insecure than ever. Several said they edit their selfies so much that they feel anxious about seeing their followers in-person, but still aren’t willing to stop Facetuning. Since posting that photo of herself last February, Lane, who’s now 22 and works at Starbucks in Jacksonville, Florida, has gotten lip fillers and Botox. She wants a nose job to make her already-small nasal tip more refined, more Botox to remove the fine lines on her forehead and liposuction or cryolipolysis, a nonsurgical fat reduction treatment. ‘If I could just look like my pictures,’ Lane said, ‘I wouldn’t need to Facetune anymore.'” • Hmm.
“Build It and They Will Pay” [The Baffler]. From 2002, still germane. “In 1997, the Basque city of Bilbao ceased simply to be a depressed industrial town with a terrorism problem and became synonymous with a miraculous new building, architect Frank Gehry’s Spanish outpost of the Guggenheim Museum. This glittering edifice, clad in titanium scales, promised not only that the Basques had embraced tourism as a way out of their political and economic troubles, but also that a new day was dawning for architecture and urbanism…. No sooner was the thing built, however, than the Basques started to learn what Gehry’s vision was costing them. In his book Chronicle of a Seduction: The Guggenheim Bilbao, Joseba Zulaika dissects the deal under which the museum was built. It’s a story of uneven power relations, mortgaged urban futures, and fiscal chicanery, most of which cannot be told by official sources because their agreement contains a clause forbidding public disclosure. But it seems that after a year of secret negotiations, the Guggenheim stuck the city—which lost 40,000 jobs with the demise of its largest steel plant, and which still struggles with 25 percent unemployment—with a stiff bill. By 2000, Zulaika writes, the Basques were in for $250 million—that’s $700 for each Bilbao resident. On top of that, the local government is committed to a perpetual public subsidy of $7 to $14 million a year.” • So not only does Gehry’s architecture exemplifies the cray cray workings of the inner minds of our elites, it exemplifies their financial dealings as well.
Personally, I prefer Midwest Modern to Gehry:
Winona, MN pic.twitter.com/qMF8w4UUGx
— Midwest Modern (@JoshLipnik) May 24, 2021
Though granted there are styles I prefer to Midwest Modern!
Do we have a word for excessively bloated vehicles? Like every so-called truck made these days?
I’m 5’9 pic.twitter.com/EduOqCoTJ8
— Marian Liou 劉向安 (@marianliou) May 23, 2021
Bluck? For “bloated truck”?
L’Affaire Joffrey Epstein
“Jeffrey [Epstein] requested I send you the below wiring instructions for the Mongolian meeting Larry Summers had in Davos”. ($100k, 2014.)
— Rudy Havenstein, One People, One Nation, One Taco. (@RudyHavenstein) May 24, 2021
Hard to see why Epstein would cut a check to Larry Summers for $100K. Maybe Larry really needed the money?
“Why Has the US Economy Recovered So Consistently from Every Recession in the Past 70 Years?” [NBER]. From the Abtract: “It is a remarkable fact about the historical US business cycle that, after unemployment reached its peak in a recession, and a recovery began, the annual reduction in the unemployment rate was stable at around 0.55 percentage points per year. The economy seems to have had an irresistible force toward restoring full employment. There was high variation in monetary and fiscal policy, and in productivity and labor-force growth, but little variation in the rate of decline of unemployment.” • So the labor market is everything, and “policy” is just pressing elevator buttons that aren’t connected to anything? The Bearded One would be proud.
“5 Ways Officials Have Cracked Down on Protests Since the Floyd Uprisings” [Teen Vogue]. “[A] sample of the repressive measures officials have taken in the year since the Floyd uprisings: Enacting curfews that make protesting an arrestable offense; Deploying the National Guard; Using surveillance tools to monitor protesters; Increasing police budgets; Pushing harsh state laws and pretrial detention.” • Lots of linky goodness, and more excellent work from Teen Vogue. Tiger Beat this is not.
“A knee on our necks” [Dodge County Independent]. “I ask, what has local law enforcement done to support the people of Dodge County? Fighting back against installation of the 11th and 12th swine factory farms in a three-mile radius, my family has faced repeated harassment and intimidation following initiation of legal action against Dodge County officials and area swine contract growers. Manure-stained blue farm booties purposely blemish the township road leading from a nearby swine factory farm to our family farm—another reminder that industry giants are large and in charge. Bullet holes shot in the stop sign a few hours after my brother and I pulled weeds from the fi eld a few feet away, constant garbage dumped in our roadside ditches and driveway, a large piece of metal hidden in the tall grass that damaged our mower, pure Roundup sprayed on the corn field and caused thousands of dollars of damage, false telephone calls by industry folks to the sheriff ’s department (not to report some illegal activity but to put the heat on my family and get us to shut up), harassing late night phone calls to my elderly father, including such comments as ‘Have you changed yet?’ and other harassing tactics. The tactics employed against my family are consistent with the tactics employed against other frontline families across the Midwest fighting installation of a factory farm next door. Serving as a watchdog for powerful industry giants, local law enforcement immediately responds to calls from area swine operators for assistance, including requests to identify a black SUV near our farm and report back to the industry. The culprit—a KSTP news truck.” •
News of the Wired
“Hide-My-Windows Laser Tripwire” [Github]. “Daytripper is a laser tripwire that can, upon triggering: Hide all your windows;
Lock your computer; Execute a custom script to do whatever you want!” • Like a script to nuke the hard disk… Looks neat!
Science fiction stuff:
After hanging on a phone helpline for 20 mins listening to automated voice and music I just had a brilliant idea for customer service: get a real person to answer within 30 seconds and ask “Hello, can I help you?”
I know it sounds utopian.
— Armand D'Angour (@ArmandDAngour) May 22, 2021
Twenty minutes? Piker.
Chess is a good analogy in cases like this, because high achievement is so easily quantifiable in chess. there are blunders in even world-class, grandmaster chess. They aren’t common, but they exist. https://t.co/tyi8ps7Zbl
— Shane M. Wilkins (@ShaneMWilkins) May 22, 2021
Innocent little birds, cheeping in the forest:
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) May 23, 2021
Aliens to Earth: “We’ll keep Gilligan’s Island. Lose the rest.”
— Roy Lichtenstein (@artlichtenstein) May 21, 2021
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