"Zombie Bank" Posted on May 5, 2009 by Yves Smith Some comic relief. Enjoy! Hat tip reader John C: Post navigation ← Guest Post: Global Pension Tension? Now It’s Official: Securities Industry Regulator Takes Care of Self, Not Investors → Subscribe to Post Comments 7 comments DB May 5, 2009 at 7:29 pm or, make a change here to “I banked with a zombie” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcGb24n9hvM Mitch May 5, 2009 at 9:14 pm From what I understand, in order to kill a zombie you have to fill their mouths with salt and sew their lips shut. That’s just what I remember from a long time ago. Don’t know if that’s accurate advice or not. Silas Barta May 5, 2009 at 10:12 pm Comic? More like tragic. Valentine Michael Smith May 5, 2009 at 10:57 pm That was awfully cute, nicely done. Mark Fiore has a wonderful Zombie Bank animation (“I was working at my bank late one night when before my eyes, this financial sight …”) here:: http://www.markfiore.com/zombie_bank_0If you’ve missed his stuff, GO THERE – you’re in for a treat! Jojo May 5, 2009 at 10:57 pm Zombie BankAnd of course: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse=================== Matt Osborne May 6, 2009 at 2:29 am Contrary to Mitch’s understanding, one can only kill a zombie by destroying the brainpan. Head shots, decapitation, or blunt trauma do the trick. Which brings up this question: how does one dispatch a zombie bank? What would we define as its “brainpan”? Given the irrational behavior that got us here, it’s not clear that the big banks HAVE brains. Richard Kline May 7, 2009 at 1:54 am So Matt Osborne, fry their big iron. Comments are closed. Tip Jar Please Donate or Subscribe!