Yves here. If you’ve read The Men Who Stare at Goats, you already know that the defense establishment has a peculiar fondness for funding quackery. But this is still a doozy.
By John Helmer, the longest continuously serving foreign correspondent in Russia, and the only western journalist to direct his own bureau independent of single national or commercial ties. Helmer has also been a professor of political science, and an advisor to government heads in Greece, the United States, and Asia. He is the first and only member of a US presidential administration (Jimmy Carter) to establish himself in Russia. Originally published at Dances with Bears
The latest release from the Pentagon in the psywar against Russia is a declassified report claiming to have penetrated the brain of President Vladimir Putin, while he was in utero.
The release appears to be from the same research group whose secret exploration of Ronald Reagan’s brain was leaked to Gary Trudeau in October 1980, in the last weeks of the US presidential election when the incumbent Jimmy Carter was defeated by Reagan. The Pentagon reporting also acknowledges as a source of its expertise one of the creators of an American television series which was produced and broadcast by Rupert Murdoch’s 20th Century Fox between 2009 and 2011.
A Time Magazine interview of Putin as the “Person of the Year” for 2007 is revealed as the cover for a Pentagon-directed operation using special cameras to record Putin’s micro-muscular movements and verbalizations over several hours. Also exposed in the newly released papers is the covert engagement of Harvard University academic Timothy Colton, who was commissioned by the Pentagon’s top secret operation BODY LEADS to deploy at the annual Valdai Discussion Club between Russian offiicals and international academics and journalists. Colton’s Pentagon assignment at Valdai was to gather and interpret secret body and vocalization data on Putin, as well as on former president Dmitry Medvedev.
The television series, according to Fox, stars “Dr Cal Lightman, a deception expert whose uncanny ability to read facial expressions and body language makes him a virtual human polygraph.” Dr Brenda Connors, the uncanny expert on Putin’s brain for the Office of National Assessment (ONA) at the US Department of Defense, has produced a decade of secret reports, one in 2005 analyzing Putin’s “micro-facial expressions…and emotional baseline”; at least two in 2008; one in 2010; and at least one more in 2011. Two of the Connors reports, one from 2008 and one from 2011, were released last week, reportedly in response to a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request from USA Today and from Politico, a small circulation, free distribution paper and website based near Washington, specializing in American politics.
USA Today claims it first learned of Connors’s research and the Pentagon’s Operation BODY LEADS in March 2014, but the Pentagon refused to say anything to confirm the details. At the time, the Pentagon spokesman claimed the reports hadn’t reached the desk of the Defense Secretary.
Politico has reported that it has so far been unable to verify how much money has been spent by the Office of Net Assessment (ONA) on the Connors research and on Operation BODY LEADS. Politico claims that since 2009 experts whom Connors hired outside the Pentagon, like Colton, have cost at least $365,000.
ONA, a unit reporting to the US Secretary of Defense, has been headed since its inception in 1974 by Andrew Marshall. Aged 93, he was reported last year as about to retire. A Foreign Policy magazine profile claimed ONA’s budget was between $5 million and $10 million, annually. Marshall, the magazine reported, ought to retire because “he hasn’t had a new idea since the 1970s.”. The Washington Post claimed ONA has been budgeted to receive $10 million per annum. “Few places, however, are tougher to scrutinize. Many of Marshall’s studies and reports are classified. And he has to share them with only one man: the secretary of defense. Which reports actually get read, and which ones end up in history’s top-secret dustbin, is everybody else’s guess.” The Economist reported a month ago, when Marshall officially retired, that ONA is getting $19 million. Because Marshall never speaks to the press, and almost nothing has ever been released from its reports, The Economist asked whether Marshall’s brain (below) is classified.
Beneficiaries of Marshall’s commissions and payments are kinder. According to Edward Luttwak, “to have worked with him more than once over the years has been a privilege, for Andrew Marshall’s talent as a strategic thinker is as legendary as his unique longevity in office.” Whether it was Marshall’s friends or his enemies who arranged for the press leaks and then the FOIA release of the Connors reports isn’t known.
The 17-page report from January 2008 announces several discoveries about the connection between Putin’s brain and his head, his ears, and his fingers: “Putin’s brain wiring,” reported Connors, “is latent where (the nervous system links to the head and face to enervate his) typical social engagement behaviours emerge… [Putin’s] inner ear vestibular canals…may not be hooked up… Putin lacks distal initiation seen in how when he holds a pen, his fingertips do not fully touch the pen.” These data are then summed to the conclusion by Connors and her team that Putin is stuck “at the reptilian stage of development where order proceeds [sic] all interaction.”
A report by Connors, dated April 2010 and titled “Dmitrii Medvedev: A Study in Political Leadership and Decision-making Style”, concluded about Medvedev that “since adolescence he has exhibited a physical armouring or disunity which inhibits harmonious movement”. Medvedev tries to overcome this disability — according to Connors, with help from Prof Colton — when his “body from time to time speaks to a well of suppressed anger that could find outlet in bad-cop behaviour”.
By the time Connors drafted a fresh report between January and April 2011 she had been promoted at the Pentagon to naval warfare as “Chief of Naval Operations Strategic Studies Group.” The 40-page paper now released concludes that Medvedev suffers from the same neural disconnection diagnosis President Lyndon Johnson gave of Vice President Gerald Ford — that he couldn’t fart and chew gum at the same time. Johnson believed Ford’s problem (below left) came from brain damage as an adolescent – “too much time playing football without a helmet”, Johnson said. The Medvedev diagnosis (right) expressed by Connors is that his “ability to move about in an integrated way relative to space is low.”
Here is the TV series (below, left) before its credibility in the ratings killed it. Click on the Connors reports here. Read Time Magazine’s account of Putin’s “brain abnormalities” as the US reporters secretly taped him for the Pentagon – “in our hours together he didn’t attempt a joke”. Not so secret agent Colton’s (below right) résumé at the Valdai Discussion Club reveals that he stopped reporting there in 2012.
In the reports released so far, Connors’s most significant political prediction was that as the Russian presidential election of 2012 approached, “each [then Prime Minister Putin, President Medvedev] will retain his present institutional role”.
In October 1980 Trudeau didn’t hazard a forecast for the outcome of the election. But his neurological discovery has proved demonstrably more accurate; this was that Reagan’s brain was… empty.
The secret was that Reagan was the victim of Alzheimer’s Disease while he was still in office, almost fifteen years before he was officially diagnosed with the malady in 1994; that was five years after he completed his second term and left office. Trudeau’s report was later confirmed publicly by Reagan’s son Ron Junior, who said he thought his father’s dementia commenced while he was president, as early as 1984, then definitively by 1986.
Concealment of presidential disabilities wasn’t new with Reagan. President Woodrow Wilson’s third and terminal stroke was concealed between 1919 and 1921. President Franklin Roosevelt’s polio-disabled legs were hidden for his three terms, 1933 to 1945; and President Bill Clinton’s lower organ displacement was, well, exposed in secret before it (the news) leaked publicly in 1998.
Trudeau’s original scan of Reagan’s brain was published in a handful of US newspapers undeterred by pressure from the Reagan campaign and its Republican Party supporters. In 1987 – long after Ron Junior guessed that his father was afflicted — Trudeau did a follow-up study. This revealed that the research team investigating Reagan’s brain had suffered casualties itself — the first when Reagan had a single thought.
Source: Rolling Stone: http://www.rollingstone.com
Then the research team leader was killed when Reagan attempted to hold two contradictory thoughts in his mind at the same time.
According to this week’s release from the Pentagon, Connors admits she did not have access to scans of Putin’s brain, and had to settle for videotapes from the Time Magazine crew. Notwithstanding, she produced a diagnosis of “profound behavioural challenge identified by leading neuroscientists as Asperger’s Syndrome, an autistic disorder which affects all of his decisions.” In Putin’s case, Connors claims to have detected a “loss of immediacy of action” in the right arm and right leg “likely [to have] occurred as an interuterine injury.” In general psychiatry and neurology, Asperger’s Syndrome is reported as a type of brain disorder which allows normal linguistic and cognitive functioning, but causes physical clumsiness such as inadequate judo skills, and lack of sympathy with others, especially American journalists.
The condition is named after one of the first clinicians to describe it; that was paediatrician Hans Asperger (right) in Vienna in 1944, after he returned from the German Army in the Balkans, and after his brother was killed at Stalingrad. There is academic speculation that the German Army had something to do with the motor disabilities Asperger recorded in his young patients. Earlier reports of similar symptoms had appeared in 1926 in the Russian psychiatric literature when they were called “schizoid personality disorder.”
According to the Connors report, Putin’s symptoms were triggered when his mother had a stroke whilst pregnant with him in 1952.
A former colleague of Connors at the US Naval War College (NWC) reports this week in a US intelligence community website: “I was at the Naval War College from 2005 to 2014, and got to see some of Ms. Connors’ special genius at work, and let me state that what’s still behind the classification wall is more risible than even this. Allow me to also state that I don’t actually know if Putin has autism — and neither does Connors. Her credentials for making such an assessment are literally nonexistent. She has a BA and MA in political science and a background in — wait for it — interpretive dance. She was a protocol officer at the State Department and somehow wangled her way into lucrative research (i.e. non-teaching) faculty positions at the Naval War College; all this was a subject of some mystery to NWC faculty, but given that institution’s tendency to give out jobs to unqualified “special friends,” the Connors case isn’t really that much of an outlier. Connors has been at NWC for over a decade… doing whatever it is she does.”
Connors reveals a serious brain abnormality of her own. She cannot tell the difference between the words “its” – the possessive form of the neuter pronoun “it” – and “it’s”, the verbal contraction of “it is.” A similar confusion between nouns and verbs appears when Connors tries writing the plural “observers”, and instead prints “observer’s”. Her grip on temporality and the forward and backward functions in space are revealed by her spelling of “precedes” by “proceeds”. Psychiatrists and neurologists expert in diagnosing the condition of the brain from semantic, syntactic and spelling clues differ in their findings. They report that Connors may be suffering from schizoid personality disorder, manifesting in ideokinetic apraxia. That’s caused by a lesion in the supramarginal gyrus of the cerebral cortex. A bump on the head can do it.
This is just someone finding a clever way to get some grant money. The people that run this mess will always pay handsomely those who can (pseudo) scientifically prove that Team USA is predestined to overcome all opposition. Only neurotics and depraved fanatics would oppose our God Given mission.
That’s the real joke: it doesn’t even have to be clever! Just sling some mud at the latest “enemy” and that grant money practically flies into your pockets. Your tax dollars at work!
The government does have too much money to spend on things we don’t need (and not enough spent on things we need – a problem of making wrong choices, but not a ‘lack of money’ problem).
“World leaders beware. Incinerate your excrements, or else a lot medical information can be extracted to blackmail you.”
 Connors sounds like an idiot. But the post assumes that facial microexpression reading is nonsense along the lines of the ‘Men Who Stare at Goats’ fiasco. Not true.
There’s been much work done to automate Paul Ekman’s facial microexpression reading system (FACS) over the last 10-15 years. See forex —
 By the 2010-2015 period, that project has been successfully carried out in a number of places and has started to be rolled out in, for instance, TSA scanners and as commercial software. See forex —
 Besides the payoffs in terms of helping computer systems for purposes of human-computer interaction, expect automated FACS to be introduced on wearables over the next 15-20 years.
Initially, it’ll be for the ostensible purpose of, say, helping Aspergers/high-functioning autists in normal face-to-face communication. Obviously, however, if you’re a neurotypical person the software will tell you if somebody’s lying with up to 92-94 percent accuracy. It won’t pass a court of law, but it’ll help in business meetings where you want to find if your interlocutor plans to cheat you.
 Plastic surgery — as Putin has now had — will beat it, because it cuts into facial muscles, thereby masking and preventing the involuntary facial micro-reactions that Ekman’s FACS system relies on. (For the same reason, some professional poker players have had cosmetic surgery so they don’t show ‘tells.’)
Not attempting jokes is a sign of autism? So that’s why CBS comedies aren’t funny.
Of course Putin might just find the obvious jokes can be left to lightweights.
These data are then summed to the conclusion by Connors and her team that Putin is stuck “at the reptilian stage of development where order proceeds [sic] all interaction.”
I knew it. Putin is one of the Lizard People!
Craazyman, I think you should apply for a paranormal investigator job at the Pentagon! This Connors lady doesn’t seem that sharp, and I’m sure you could do better.
Yup, that’s good enough for me too. And no doubt further research will also prove a link between the conclusive video diagnosis of Asperger’s autism with latent pedophilia, cannibalism, and it goes without saying, aggressive imperial sado-megalomania. The fingertips not quite touching the pen correctly is a well known exact symptom of these disorders. In fact, it wouldn’t syrprise me at all to discover that during his “forcible seizure” of Crimea, Putin sought out pediatric clinics and maternity wards for a pre-invasion snack, probably infant Tatar Tartare. Given a sufficient grant endowment, we could very easily document all of this.
Its dinosaurs recognising one of their own Doug :)
Bad news, RB. It’s “it’s”, not “its”, so according to the article, you have a problem.
So when do you plan to invade Ukraine?
And into the orphanages for Tatar Tots
I hate the way the press repeats this psyops nonsense as fact. Russians and northern europeans, in general, hold their cards close to the vest, until they get drunk. It’s so frustrating to hear stupid stuff like “North Korean Leader Breaks Ankles Due to Wearing High Heels” repeated in serious outlets.
I think I’ll need a drink before I finish reading this one.
GvH: “This is just someone finding a clever way to get some grant money”
Form the article: “The Medvedev diagnosis (right) expressed by Connors is that his “ability to move about in an integrated way relative to space is low.”
Therefore what? What is Conner’s analysis of Steven Hawking?
“President Lyndon Johnson gave of Vice President Gerald Ford..”
Critique of cognitive abilities/judgement from the guy that was sucked into the escalation of Vietnam Police Action w/ consul from the likes of McNamara and Westmorland?
G. Ford was adequate. In fact G.F. was probably an intellectual powerhouse compared to GWB.
Although I’ve seen clips of Putin walking like he marching to the Mensroom after eating at a Mexico City salad bar, it would be fun to read the differential analysis of GWBs swagger. To be fair, I might be in trouble if all my movements were videotaped and dissected.
“The secret was that Reagan was the victim of Alzheimer’s Disease while he was still in office, almost fifteen years before he was officially diagnosed with the malady in 1994; that was five years after he completed his second term and left office. Trudeau’s report was later confirmed publicly by Reagan’s son Ron Junior, who said he thought his father’s dementia commenced while he was president, as early as 1984, then definitively by 1986.”
It is inaccurate to state that it was a secret. Reagan’s diagnosis was confirmed certainly at the beginning of his second term (and likely suspected before) but was not made an issue in the media resulting in a respectful resignation. This was a criminal act of his staff/admin, the likes of Donald Regan, IMO. A real disgrace.
The guy behind him to the right , an Icelandic US embassy employee witnessed RR going through big cognitive swings and getting periodically shot up w/meds. I gather it was not a big secret that he was a very very sick man at this point in time. I pity RR in this regard that he was manipulated by the cult of power that surrounded him. it would be interesting to hear Gorbechev’s more candid reflections about RR at the time, but I doubt he will ever make them public.
Not only was Gerald Ford a bright guy, but he was one of only two presidents since Eisenhower who actually seem to have been decent human beings. The other being Jimmy Carter.
All the rest have been sociopaths.
Human beings have no business atop the disability machines. They rarely last one term: to wit Pope John Paul I, Albino Luciani, lasted just 33 days. Dissemblers and homogenizers of humans for interchangeable parts rule. For them too, it’s ‘plata y plomo’, but they know that going in.
Re Jimmy Carter, have a read of The Invisible Bridge. His campaign skills were considerable, especially in regards to his position on segregation. The man also has quite the ego. IMHO anyone who wants to be President is nuts.
Tell that to Afghanistan.
And I’d say that a Northern European who clawed his way to the top of the old Soviet Union’s espionage apparatus would probably be particularly skilled at suppressing any “tells”. It’s part of the professional skill set, isn’t it?
“Russians and northern europeans, in general, hold their cards close to the vest, until they get drunk”
That was my experience as well interacting with frmr SU engineers from the nuke fuel industry (we supplied Elektrostal equipment for processing uranium fuel). They had incredibly sublime dark humor after a few drinks –as well Czechs of that generation that I’ve met more recently.
‘my experience as well interacting with frmr SU engineers from the nuke fuel industry (we supplied Elektrostal equipment for processing uranium fuel). They had incredibly sublime dark humor after a few drinks’
Sublimely dark and blunt.
I once had to interview a couple of former SU bioweaponeer scientists at length.
I’m a guy who’s probably open to a light-hearted take on species extinction more than the next guy, but I felt a little disturbed at myself when we got to joking openly about some of what we joked about — species extinction was in a way not the worst of it. (You don’t want to know and I don’t want to tell you.)
Let’s look at the positive side of Conners’ research. At least the $365,000 or whatever she was paid was a stimulus to the economy.
You couldn’t make that sort of stuff up, could you ?
And in other (similarly stupid) news, the British Army is to set up its own social media unit. Uh-huh. If I were Islamic State, I couldn’t help myself but to tweet “Kim Kardashian? How many divisions has she got ?”
The exploitation of autism as a political weapon is so low, I contemplate the word “subhuman”. What this Connors person has done is professional malpractice, but gives us an excellent look at the intellectual mindset so easily co-opted by the powerful.
I’d say she should be ashamed but that’s an emotion banned from American life.
Our sociopaths and that they are no doubt sociopathic (afterall how to square terror Tuesday with any genuine concern for human life?) are worried about other leaders being autistic. Ain’t that just peachy.
She cannot be guilty of professional malpractice as you suggest because she is not a psychologist, but merely a political science major. How can you commit professional malpractice in political science? What would a case of professional malpractice in political science look like. . .other than the daily business activity of the many political science majors in government positions in Washington?
And interpretive dance? The word “interpretive” is a loophole big enough to drive a truck through. Have you seen much “interpretive” dance. To me it all looks like professional malpractice, so long as the criterion is dance. Otherwise do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
Great last paragraph. This all makes me wonder what you look like when you really can fart and chew gum at the same time. Plus what a political advantage. Like Jeb bush can claim the throne with the slogan, Yes I can!
“in our hours together he didn’t attempt a joke”.
Russians are more reserved than Americans in business settings; they won’t start joking or “letting their hair down” until they know you well. I’m not surprised that Putin kept his interlocutors at arm’s length.
i’m not sure what the context was, whether the interview was in russian or via translator, but people generally don’t attempt humour across languages nearly as much because it often doesn’t translate.
Eyes for Lies, one of Paul Ekman’s wizards, addresses this:
Judge for yourself whether the above analyses are countered Putins reaction when a member of the Orthodox Clergy tries to kiss his hand:
For insight into how his thinking is manifested in his behavior, I think you’d be better served by this:
There is no way Putin managed to make it as a successful KGB agent for years with Aspbergers or any other functional disability.
If anything, Putin is paranoid that someone is out to get him, but on the other hand, there probably are many people out to get him. Shying away from physical contact like that would be something a prudent person in his situation might do.
Have they checked the immunization records? :-)
“A report by Connors, dated April 2010 and titled “Dmitrii Medvedev: A Study in Political Leadership and Decision-making Style”, concluded about Medvedev that “since adolescence he has exhibited a physical armouring or disunity which inhibits harmonious movement”. ”
oh good grief, Wilhelm Reich turns in his grave (or Wilhelm Reich in hell as a play of Robert Anton Wilson has it). Reichian analysis to prop up our particular sociopaths.
It is heartwarming to see that Lazlo Jamf’s epigoni have pulled down such remunerative gigs at the MIC. Used to love how Bush the lesser would comment about people’s body language–must have skimmed the graphic novel edition of the reports while soaking in the tub.
Wow. As a biochemist I’d love to hear Conner’s explanation on how a purported stroke in Putin’s mother caused mild autism in Putin. Pretty certain that the mother’s brain function has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with fetal development (the woman can even be brain dead and carry a fetus to term without causing super duper autism in the child) but if Conner’s with her polysci and interp dance background has discovered some interesting biological information contrary to what I’ve stated I’d love to hear it (and would help to get her published in Science or Nature).
As the mother of an autistically-impaired adult child who will never be able to live independently, I was incensed by this woman’s arrogance. She is more than ignorant, she is evil.
Autism is no joke; it handicaps the entire family.
My child will never hold a job without massive on-site support. She simply can’t take care of herself reliably, let alone perform a useful function for pay unsupervised and unassisted in basic living skills (dressing, toileting, safety). A good day is a great day. A bad day is damn near catastrophic.